Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Happy Holidays from His Noodlieness

Have a happy Flying Spagetti Monster weekend everyone.



Yes, I am just doing this because I need to post.

15 Comments:

At 12/15/2005 3:52 PM, Blogger Delta said...

So should I eat pasta on Dec. 25th, or should I avoid it?

 
At 12/15/2005 5:36 PM, Blogger Aeger said...

December 25th? What are you talking about? This is December 19th that I'm talking about. You should intake at least 20 strings of spagetti, 2 meatballs, 6 peices ravioli. You may not eat arsenic. You must read aloud from Pastalms 8:5 "Love thy spagetti as thyself and though spagetti shalt love you" etc. And lastly, find a midget you have never seen before and thank him/her for existing.

You're welcome

 
At 12/15/2005 5:37 PM, Blogger Aeger said...

well, I didn't know that that many spelling mistakes could exist in one comment.

 
At 12/15/2005 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great! I have no clue what it is anyway. Why bother?

 
At 12/15/2005 11:07 PM, Blogger TheGreyRaven said...

You know, you should consider making this whole worshiping pasta thing an actual religion... I think it would be a big hit in Italy...

You wouldn't really need that much, you obviously can make junk up off the top of your head. Just come up with some sacred texts, a holy day, some commandments, maybe a few parables, and BINGO! You've got tax-exempt status and a horde of worshippers who really like spaghetti.

If you do, remember that I gave you the idea, so I should get to have a high-ranking office in the church... maybe Arch-Bishop of linguine...

 
At 12/16/2005 10:08 AM, Blogger seth said...

been done

 
At 12/16/2005 10:45 AM, Blogger TheGreyRaven said...

I'm crushed...

Well, you could always dispute some of the Curch's practices and start your own little Protestant Revormation. Arguing's always fun...

 
At 12/16/2005 2:39 PM, Blogger Delta said...

I'm sure almost every member of the FSM community does it as a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if some people (not knowing it was joke) actually believed it to be their religion....

 
At 12/16/2005 5:34 PM, Blogger Aeger said...

That would be funny.

Seth, we should make a skit about that and put it on the television show.

 
At 12/17/2005 8:46 AM, Anonymous El Penguino said...

that thing scares me...

is there actually a freakin bible for that whole thing? if so, what the hell is the link?

 
At 12/17/2005 9:47 AM, Blogger Aeger said...

well, the Gospel of the Flying Spagetti Monster is coming to bookshelves March 14, 2006. To preorder it you can go to "http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/
0812976568/103-4241557-4504610?v=
glance&n=283155&n=507846&s=books&v=
glance"

 
At 12/17/2005 2:37 PM, Blogger TheGreyRaven said...

Now, who exactly did start this whole thing? And who is writing the Gospel? How can we be sure that it was divine-spaghetti-inspired?

 
At 12/18/2005 12:28 PM, Anonymous El Penguino said...

it might make sense for me to worship it, since i always join in in eating pasta and all its holy tastiness

 
At 12/27/2005 2:14 PM, Blogger Francois Tremblay said...

I hope everyone had a good Christmas - with plenty of good spaghetti. ;)

 
At 12/28/2005 5:57 PM, Blogger breakerslion said...

> well, the Gospel of the Flying Spagetti Monster is coming to bookshelves March 14, 2006. To preorder it you can go to "http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/
0812976568/103-4241557-4504610?v=
glance&n=283155&n=507846&s=books&v=
glance"

There is nothing new under the sun. In other words, "we have all been here before".

The Principia Discordia Start with the fourth edition intro to see how old this is. Sorry Pastafarians, it's all been done.

 

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