So near a week ago was 6-6-06. The day which many christians fortold to be the apocalypse since, you know, those are the devil's numbers and all. The whole thing got really hyped up and over played, and by 6-5-06 I was really starting to get excited. Well, nothing happened.
What have we learned from this?
Today, however, there was this big thunderstorm in my city, and this little brook that's normally about 3 inches deep started to overflow. Wrath of God? Yes, I think so.
Keep in mind: 3 inches to 6 feet
Obviously God is trying to make up for the big let down. He must have been in the holy toilet or something. Holy-wasted? perhaps.
Anyway, this is clear enough for me. God is real, this proves it beyond doubt. I mean, look at the way those ducks are freaking out:
THEY'RE FREAKING OUT, MAN
I swear, they went totally insane, just like this:
well, perhaps that was just in my head, but I still claim the right to use that disproved fact in future arguments for the truth of Christianity.
Anywho, as I'm standing there snapping away pictures this angel comes down and gives me undeniable proof of the existence of Jesus Christ. Unfourtanately, at that moment my camera stopped working so I couldn't take a picture, and the proof fell into the river. Woops.
Anyway, enjoy the rest of my apocalyptic pictures and repent. The end is nigh, repent!