In the Lion's Den
On Monday, a man lowered himself into a lion cage. While lowering, he shouted to the assembled crowd that "If God exists, he will save me."
He jumped down from his rope into the "animal island" where the lions were housed and began walking up to a lioness, still screaming about God and waving his arms to and fro.
...he was killed.
What do we learn from this?
Original Story from Reuters
Video (it's not extremely gory)
Thanks to the Colbert Report for the tip off