Friday, June 02, 2006

What Would Jesus Press?

Pat Robertson can bench press 2000 pounds. No joke. Well, his website says it's no joke. Apparently this 76 year old man is capable of bench pressing about 660 pounds more than anyone has ever bench pressed, ever. 'How?' you may ask. Well, what I first thought when I heard this was "Oh, he claims it is because of God." But no! The reason this ancient excuse for a human being can leg press more than anyone in their prime ever has is due to.... [drum roll].... an energy shake of his own invention.

That's right, all you have to do is register to his site, give him you email address, and you're off!

Oh, and there is also a video of him showing a young woman how he can bench press 1000 pounds on his website. The audio of this video alone sounds much like another form of excercise...

I think I will let this most recent act of insanity speak for yourself.

Thanks to NPR's 'Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me' for the tip off and the title


At 6/10/2006 5:48 PM, Anonymous Joe said...

pat pisses me off...


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