Sunday, August 20, 2006

Stellar, dude

So we've got a new planet to name. Nobody wants to call UB313 "Xena", because, of course, planets are named after mythical gods and goddesses; not TV characters. So, of course, we just have to fit UB313 into that pattern--mythical gods and goddesses--and the solution is simple:

Jesus.

3 Comments:

At 8/20/2006 12:07 PM, Blogger Edward said...

It's brilliant! Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres (the massive orbiting asteroid), Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Charon (If that's considered a planet), Jesus!

 
At 8/20/2006 12:21 PM, Blogger Michael Bains said...

Jesus P. Christ!

(for Planet, of course.)

Good work, Seth. I'd say you've got yerself a future in astronomy bro.

 
At 10/28/2006 10:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah but that would make the other religions offended, we'll have to rename ALL of them... muhammed, buddha etc.

 

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